Cheese and Whine

Stupid People Watching TV

2008-09-23T13:06:00.000-07:00

I really can't see the point of people who stay up late to catch Late Night with Conan O'Brien on cable but are too dumb to understand the jokes and appreciate the punch lines.

Maybe some these people should stick to something their puny, amoeba-esque IQ's can handle, like Cristy Fermin, perhaps?

Freeloaders are Losers

2008-09-06T13:29:00.000-07:00

Dont' you just hate those shameless freeloading douchebags?

You can recognize them from miles away - they would usually give you a BS sob story about how they were mistreated in life (disowned by parents, materially deprived when growing up, etc...) to gain your sympathy, then expect you and the people around them to give them money or treat them for a cup of macchiato every frigging time.

Stupid Elevators

2007-02-14T11:27:00.000-08:00

It's been a while since I complained about things here, and I have a new one to b!tch about: the elevators of the building where I work.

The double-decker lifts of One San Miguel Avenue (OSMA) building in Ortigas is really starting to be a pain in the behinds of people who work there. Last week one elevator got stuck for several hours on two occasions, stranding workers in such a claustrophobic box.

On many occasions some the lifts don't work at all, which is really annoying especially if you're pressed for time, and there's no other way to ruin your day seeing scores of people queuing outside them.

Traffic Jam

2006-12-19T03:54:00.000-08:00

Traffic jams in Metro Manila during this year's holiday season is already approaching the nail-biting-hair-pulling level. Practically all roads in the metropolis are clogged with vehicles, and everybody seems busy to be everywhere. Usually the traffic would slack off at around nine p.m. but lately it extends up to the wee hours in the morning. Commuting too has become such a pain in the @$$, and finding an empty taxi during rush hour is like looking for a Maori person in Iceland.

So much for technology

2006-11-28T23:36:00.000-08:00

The Luddites were right this time. At least for today, as I fell victim to technology that went awry and caused my blood pressure to go up a notch.

On my way to work this morning I was horrified to see that the chip readers of the G-Pass, the much-vaunted contactless payment system for MRT, was out of order. Both of them. Which means that I have to fall in line to purchase a single-journey card for me to be able to board the train.

Later I went to the bank (Bank of Philippine Islands in Julia Vargas) to withdraw money over the counter (I can no longer withdraw from the ATMs because of the 20 thousand-peso limit). After waiting in line for almost two hours the bank's computers went offline and nobody can withdraw money. So again I have to bitch a little and "compelled" the teller to make an exception. Fortunately (maybe she was just trying to avoid a tongue lashing), she consented and accepted my ATM receipt as proof that I still have some money in the bank and allowed me to withdraw some.

Cheesy Customer Service

2006-11-27T03:57:00.000-08:00

I just went ballistic at customer service this afternoon over a chunk of cheese. Literally.

Well it started last Saturday when I bought a block of vintage cheddar at Berkeley Square, a mini-mall just a stone's throw away from my apartment. It turned out that the expiration date on the package was torn off and there is no way of knowing whether the thing is still edible or is itself a thriving new ecosystem already. It read 10-##-##, and I assumed that the sell-by date was October. The cheese itself was aged for 18 months anyway and it probably would not matter since aged cheeses have stick around for so long already, but still I wouldn't want to take my chances.

So this afternoon I dropped by the supermarket to have the cheese returned or replaced, but as expected I got unsympathetic response from the crew. Being a power-whiner, I demanded to see the store manager ASAP, and after a few minutes of bitching, got a new package of cheese.

Boom Goes the Dynamite

2006-11-21T23:59:00.000-08:00

This is not how to give a newscast. I pity the guy.

Zune is Butt-Ugly

2006-11-15T18:37:00.000-08:00

Many ~~hacks~~ tech reviewers are raving (mad?) about the Microsoft Zune, the supposedly iPod-killer from Redmond - tauting the much-vaunted WiFi capabilities and its larger screen. Yeah, yeah, but WTF - brown? I know design is not really a strong point for Microsoft, but how ugly can the Zune get? Carrying one would be like lugging an adobe brick around (considering the heft of that thing, this is not far from reality).

Maybe Microsoft should learn from history, such as the following list of supposedly iPod-killers who met their untimely demise after duking it out with the gods of Cupertino. I sure am going to stick with my iPod.

Sony Beans - February 13, 2006
Dell DJ - February 4, 2006
iRiver  - February 1,2006 (in Europe)
Thomson - December 12, 2005
BenQ - November 28, 2005
Olympus - November 9, 2005
Rio - August 26, 2005
Virgin  - March 8, 2005

Even CNN dissed the Zune at this video:

Do I Hear "Douchebag?"

2006-11-14T05:51:00.000-08:00

I think this person would eventually personify the term "loser" and "douchebag."

Commute at the MRT

2006-11-14T05:28:00.000-08:00

One of my least favorite part (as if I even enjoy it) of my commute to work is the MRT leg. MRT is one of the three light-rail transit system in Metro Manila, stretching from North EDSA to Baclaran in Pasay, passing through EDSA, the main thoroughfare.

MRT itself is not half-bad, aside from the Lilliputian size of the coaches, but rather what catches my ire is the Cubao leg of the journey. You see, once the train reaches the Cubao station, almost all of the waiting passengers there lose all sense of civility and manners - shoving and elbowing everyone just to get inside. Not to mention that almost 90% of them smell really bad (much like over-riped guavas crossed with month-old cheese). Because they are in close proximity with you, their smell and icky sweat would also permeate and rub off on your clothes.

Another chief complaint is the escalator in Quezon Avenue station, which doesn't work most of the time, making me walk up four flights of stairs just to get to the platform.

Do you want cheese with that whine?

2006-10-29T23:37:00.000-08:00

Welcome to my blog where I would b!tch about all the unpleasant things that I encounter along the way everyday. This would probably my way of letting off steam, which otherwise all my complaints would stress me out enough for me to go ballistic on everyone.

And that would be very unpleasant.

I think a cartoon about Dick Cheney telling a senator to "go f*ck yourself" is a nice way to start this blog